What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 12:48

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
Mundfish Reveals The Cube, An MMORPG Shooter Set In The Atomic Heart Universe - Game Informer
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why did Obito, a supposed "bad person," do good things for Kakashi?
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
What is your daily motivation and does it work?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
With Micah Parsons, the Cowboys foolishly drag their feet — again - NBC Sports
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
"People don't even like him": Musk becomes GOP pariah after "ridiculous" Trump attacks - Axios
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
Red Cross says at least 21 killed and dozens shot in Gaza aid incident - BBC
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
What are rare earth minerals, and why are they central to Trump’s trade war? - CNN